“Smuggled Into the Monster’s Encampment For Revenge
(and to Rescue His Sister)”When Patrick found out that some Monster’s kidnapped his sis’,
He danced around with joy, for having an excuse to murder is bliss.
Slitting the throats of those Monsters is the first order of the day
And if he has enough time, he’ll rescue his sister along the way.To successfully pull it off, he needed the element of surprise
It’s the only way he can watch the life drain from their eyes.
Sneaking into the camp is impossible; their guards are always on alert
But Patrick soon devised a devious plan, and pretended to be dessert.He conned a monster into swallowing him whole— a pretty easy trick!
Making sure to wipe off all the stomach acid, so the digestion didn’t stick.
And the monster unknowingly smuggled him, into the monster’s camp
All while he stewed in the Beast’s juices, leaving him stinky and damp.He put his ear to the monster’s tummy, and soon heard his sister’s cry!
“You buffoons” she yelled, “Don’t you know that death is nigh?”
“My brother’ll behead your kids, peel your eyelids, ‘till he has his fill”
“I know that he is on his way, and he loves a good excuse to kill”The monsters laughed and they chortled, not believing it was true
So Patrick exploded from the belly, cutting through the bone and sinew.
He carved their hides, gutted their insides, made their kids eat it as a snack
Covered with blood, like a crimson flood, he continued his devastating attack.Soon it was done, Patrick had won, tho’ he couldn’t help but feel heartsore
He killed so fast, the moment had passed; he wished he’d savoured it more.He returned home kinda bummed, and decided to take a nap to unwind
When he woke up the next day, he realized he had left his sister behind.Posted 2/20/2012
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